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That’s Nice for the Neighbors

I knew it had to be out there somewhere, but I was just hoping I’d never be subjected to it: the unfortunate intersection of amateur wrestling, spandex fetishes, and comic book fantasies. For instance, look carefully at the fight between the Flash and the Riddler and notice the way their tights look a bit...um...fuller toward the end of the brawl.

Sooooooooo not sexy, to me at least. Like any fetish, if you're really not into it, it just looks inexplicable, needlessly complicated, and a little silly. Of course, we all have our quirks who am I to judge? All I’m saying is that I never got quite the same charge out of wrestling, spandex, or superheroes.

Despite the fact that Aquaman is totally hot.

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