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East Side Ecstasy

If you watch any documentary before you die, you really ought to watch East Side Story, an incredible look at communist musicals in East Germany and the soviet Union. Man, it'll get your heart pumping to watch those men sing about the glories of their tractors, or watch textile-mill ballet sequence. Of course, now that I think about it, you also should make sure that before you die you see such other incredible documentaries as Grey Gardens, Crumb, and Trekkies. Any of those will be a great reminder that reality can be so much more fascinating than fiction.

On a totally different pop-culture note, I’ve found myself talking with lots of guys recently about how they also always thought that Aquaman was totally hot. So it's not just me. It's almost weird how often this has been happening, like some great pent-up surge of homosexual zeitgeist blowing a gasket. Simon spontaneously got me a totally hot Aquaman poster by Alex Ross for my birthday. My friend Eric announced he's planning on fulfilling a lifelong dream and getting an Aquaman tattoo. Various other guys, when I’ve started to mention who the hottest superfriend was, beat me to the punch by screaming out, "Aquaman!" This has been even more startling than the realization a few years back that the homos all seemed to have a thing for Boba Fett.

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