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Sparky's Secret Hair Tips

Murray's superiorI hate to be the one to break it to you, PJ, but my cute and messy hair is the direct result of Murray's superior Hair Pomade, not despite it. I was initially drawn to Murray's because of its hypnotic illustration of a happy 70s couple with afros and its bold orange color — not to mention the wonderful typography — but there was no turning back once I realized (after the last time I cut of my longish hair) that a two-dollar waxy pomade would be the best way to cut my morning beautification ritual down to a 30-second chore. I’ve been sporting this shiny, messy 'do for six or seven years now, smearing a tiny daub of Murray's through my cowlicked locks every morning. It does a wonderful job of making it look like I don't actually have thin, mousy hair, even though it dulls the color and makes it feel a little greasy. If I had the right hair to make into a pompadour (I don't think I’ve ever even mentioned here how sexy those rockabilly boys are and how much I envy their hair), Murray's would be crucial to sculpting it properly.

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